I haven't updated here in quite some time, over a year in fact. The reason is, well, i got lazy and couldn't update through lack of time or motivation. All this has changed now with the launch of my new blog.

I've decided to enter the realms of teaching others how to develop iPhone, iPod and iPad apps for free with really basic tutorials to get your started.

Already there has been a massive response and plenty of encouragement from beginners and professionals which is always a great sign. I'll be focusing my efforts on that site mostly so i would suggest subscribing over there.

Maybe one day i'll get around to updating website again, until then enjoy iOSing.

Check It Out! iOS Development Tutorials

The iPhone has been somewhat of an interest to me for some time, i often read stories about developers getting millions of downloads and making big bucks. So in February i decided i wanted to learn something new, this is what i've learnt.

You read about developers making big money from iPhone apps but to people on the outside it seems very unbelievable that someone can make a living from just one iPhone app, i know i did, but after giving it a go for a few months my views have changed, massively.

Of late i have become increasingly tired with Facebook, the increasing use of Farm Ville by people and daily horror scopes is becoming a bore, the most annoying thing is that Facebook is going to stick around for a while, maybe it's primary use wont.

So to be fair to some of people on Facebook who don't use FarmVille and use the service for keeping in touch with old friends is great, that is what Facebook is about, and you are using it like a normal person so you can be exempt from this rant.

As for the rest of you, well you can go fuck yourself you self indulged pieces of shit with nothing better to do than grow a fake farm in a fake world with fake people, i care nothing for you and you drag down the rest of Facebook you big bunch of bastards.

Oh my. It appears that i broke comments a while back, which explains the lack of comments. This has been fixed, sorry to all those who tried to enter into the competition for a free $5 gift card for TunesPro. You can still enter.

To apologise for breaking the site here is a video of Baby chasing a laser-pointer. Silly child.

It's October and it's time for another edition of "Best Of: YouTube" again, so get ready for some laughter, some inspiration and just plain awesomeness.

I have collected my favourite videos from YouTube from the last month and put them together in one big'ol blog post to share with the world.

In June i did a post like this where i find my favourite YouTube videos and share them with my beautiful readers. Well it has been a few months since i did that one and i thought i would share some more videos with you because i'm a really nice guy.

This selection of videos is slightly bigger than the last lot of videos simply because i have been on YouTube a lot more and also decided to include some of my very own videos. Hopefully i can watch enough YouTube to make one of these posts every month, but i wouldn't hold you breath because everyone knows you cannot hold your breathe for a full month, retard.

Let's face it, Twitter is full of geeks and has been for some time, only recently has it gone really mainstream in the UK. So it was no wonder that the day of my return to Twitter i got dragged into a new topic/trend called #nerdpickuplines which basically consists of people posting outrageously nerdy one-liners that other geeks can use to try and bed a lady. Luckily it wasn't taken to seriously which is why i joined in, i love a chance to post comical and borderline offensive comments and if i could poke fun at Nerds (who give Geeks a bad name) it would only sweeten the deal.

I decided i would post a chill-ass blog post with some of my favourites, the list is in no order, i was simply going through to find some of the ones that made me chuckle.

Over the last few months i've been in the Will Ferrell kind of mood and been watching a lot of his awesome films. So i decided to would post about my favourite Will Ferrell films and why because, lets face it, he is a very funny man.

His career seemed to start out as quite a quiet one but since Anchorman he has blown up and at one stage he went through a stage of releasing several films a year, most of which went unnoticed until their DVD release. So without standing on roof tops crying out a long list of his releases and forcing people to go and watch them i decided i would blog about it.

Well its that time of year again where i post an update, i know its been a while but i have been away living life, not doing anything, but i have been alive, during my life, so therefore i've been living my life. god why do you question everything i do.

So updates are hard, even more so when your opinions are far to racists or sexist for a blog and its hard to pad out "Irish Women Cannot Dance but They Sound Hot" into more words, basic the title basically says it all. So instead of the last hour i went on YouTube and just ripped other peoples content and posted below. And you know what, it was freakin' easy compared to writting reviews about stuff or just generally talking to myself in a textual manner. Yeah. You know what i mean cracker.

So i will start off this new update with some of my favourite videos at the moment, you're gonna jizz in your pants at some of these you bloody bastard.