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Newcastle on Saturday and according to Facebook it is also my Birthday, weird how the two clash like that. Im gonna be on a motha fuckin' boat.

Everybody SPAM SPAM!

I'm so glad i read the Ticketmaster e-mail before i deleted it. Why you ask. ONLY BECAUSE FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS ARE PLAYING IN MANCHESTER!!!!!!!!!! GET IN IT!

planning the trip to newcastle for the 21st is hard.

Happy Valentines Day Hallmark. Another Great Year For You.

http://lite.facebook.com A dead simple, fast and easier to use version of Facebook.

is playing Modern Warfare® 2.

Oh No Facebook Has Changed, Again, Everyone get joining groups, you sheep bastards.

Successfully developed my first iPhone Application. It's not very useful but it's a start. Now just need to get it accepted in iTunes.

so glad i wont have to look at david blackhams drooling face at work anymore.

I feel quite hungover, even though i nay drank anything.

I have a fine of £13.95 and a late fee (admin charge) of £15. How can they justify charging more for the admin fee than the actual fine. Unless i'm doing this fine thing wrong, it seems weird facebook would encourage anti-social behaviour to incur fines.

Yes its a womens t-shirt in a womens fitting but it was free and kinda fits so i'm gonna wear it. Stop judging me.

Nice, RealD 3D cinema at Apollo in Burnley in early Feb = Local 3D cinema WIN.

Transformers & Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen in one night, in HD. Boosh.

Bringing in the New Year buggered out of your face on Apple Vodka and Coors before making a mess and passing out. It's what NYE is all about.

Avatar was damn good, especially in 3D.

I predict bender boy Joe McGayer will be number one this week. I also predict a riot.

is playing Modern Warfare® 2.

Okay then, last night was pretty weird, and yes i did get locked in Funny Girls all alone. And yes it could be seen as quite funny.

Let the drink........ commence. Some drunken MW2 me thinks.

"I don't know who's more retarded, you or your mum for letting a monkey 'funk' her."

is playing Modern Warfare® 2.

Got Google Wave, do nay understand it.

All day on Wodern Warfare 2 - Sad but it was better than your day. Bitch.

Well Modern Warfare 2 is pretty damn good. Enough for tonight anyway.

is playing Modern Warfare® 2.

Playing Modern Warfare 2 - Multiplayer.

My Killers (Live At The Royal Albert Hall) Blu-ray has come. 5 days early. Yay to me!

Watched Paranormal Activity. Over-hyped comes to mind. Not a shit film though.

Oh shit. Facebook has changed again. Lets all rebel.

Think i might sell the car and just buy a bike. Nothing goes wrong with bikes. £66 for an exhaust could be quite a few inner-tubes.

is playing Call of Duty 4.

I've got Ham but i'm not a Hamster.

Think i might start unfriending people who don't at least attempt to speak correct english. More effort goes into misspelling the words so just dont. We are not book-buddies if you canny spell like a normal person (i.e. not a chav).

drinky time me thinks tonight.

Now i remember why i love COD4 so much, because its awesome. Gamer Tag "john slater89" peace.

"Tommorrows Just A Song Away" ..... well i have ben playing iTunes all day and its still today. So you're wrong Hockey. Very wrong.

If you're not watching Flash Forward tonight then you're a fudge-king retard. It's going to be the next lost motha-fucka but less shit. much less shit.

"We're all products of our own gene pool. It looks like someone pee'd in yours." - Awesome Fringe quote.

Checking Out Facebook Lite - http://lite.facebook.com/ - I can hear it already "BRING BACK THE OLD FACEBOOK" - those people, go funk yourself.

I feel ill. Very very ill.

Chamone Motha' Fucka' watch C4 tonight, the MJ tribute looks am-az-zing-ly-fun-i.

Looking forward to some new iMac RAM (geek!), new X360 and mouse after pay day. Oh and Newcastle this weekend, finally a positive outcome for that.

Lisztomania Think Less But See It Grow.

Can't wait for November 9th. The Killers Live DVD w00p.

I hope Liverpool loose this weekend. I would be loving up Liverpool if it wasn't for the stupid match they have to play. Gaaaaaaaay. Newscastle it is.

Reading about what a "dick head" and "cunt" i am from a forum i feel ashamed to have been part of. Good Saturday night fun, i would only hear the same things if went out.

doing a new test status with the new tagging system so here goes - Scott Lord - pretty cool, just put @ and then someones name. bish bash bosh. FACEBOOK DONT STEAL FROM TWITTER.

I love how on the Coors Light website they have a video explaining what light means. Their explanation is "It's just not as heavy as a normal beer" - that's SCIENCE!

New Website Has Been Launched - www.slaterjohn.com.

Liverpool in 2 weeks. Phoenix in 6 weeks. Something to look forward too.

Phoenix tickets have been booked for October. Gonna be a good night.

Save me i'm lost, oh lord i've been waiting for you. I'll pay any cost, just save me from being confused. Show what i'm looking for.

"...everybody on your dick. No homo..." - Jay Z - Surely that is a homosexual activity Mr Z if that is your real name.

Such a weird night with a funny disappearing act from Mr Banks. Disappointed at the lack of The Killers though.

Might see what random top-up i can do at Uni for next year perhaps. Maybe a degree in sitting at home and doing nothing, or a course where i can drop out early. We'll see.

Gutted that Bingley Music Live is sold out for Saturday. Oh well.

Bingley Festival...... hmmmmm.... maybe. Calvin Harris & The Zutons.

Colne + Burndizzle = Tonight.

I have that shitty feeling you get before a cold goes - Its just a reminder that people and things don't like being around me.

just purchased Dizzee Rascal from iTunes. Its got that funky backing to it which is ace.

new iPhone Facebook.

Editing the Lily Allen videos from V Festival. Womenizer + Craig O'Leary = YOUTUBE WIN!

Well i'm not dead which means it wasn't swine flu, although i do have the urge to eat swill and roll in my own filth.

....oh no people it gets worse. "I hate the new facebook with its 100% width header and square corners images, bring back the old facebook" - this will have to be the new group.

Oh no everyone. Facebook has changed something, we better create a group saying "We hate the new 100% width header on facebook, bring the old facebook back."

Traffic at weston is bad. In the car park and moved only 100m. In the wrong direction.

... and then it was over. The killers were amazing. They should invent a word for how good it was.

Dry patch of music. Waiting for red light company.

The killers today = epic. Well they better be.