Of late i have become increasingly tired with Facebook, the increasing use of Farm Ville by people and daily horror scopes is becoming a bore, the most annoying thing is that Facebook is going to stick around for a while, maybe it's primary use wont.

So to be fair to some of people on Facebook who don't use FarmVille and use the service for keeping in touch with old friends is great, that is what Facebook is about, and you are using it like a normal person so you can be exempt from this rant.

As for the rest of you, well you can go fuck yourself you self indulged pieces of shit with nothing better to do than grow a fake farm in a fake world with fake people, i care nothing for you and you drag down the rest of Facebook you big bunch of bastards.

FarmVille, Mafia Wars, Daily Horoscopes & Daily Photos

So FarmVille is pointless nonsense and does nothing but annoy me, if you grew a farm in real life i would be super happy for you and may even visit you and give you some tips, after all an award winning carrot grower has the grounds to do that these days.

I log onto Facebook once or twice a day to see what friends are doing and i'm every time i'm FaceFucked by FarmVille and MafiaWars two of the most pointlessly pointless bunch pointlessness i've ever come across, with no purpose comes pointlessly annoying annoyance and stuff. I'm lost for words, if you could see me now you would be like "Shit look at that vain on his head, he's gonna go ape shit"

Relationships

If you're in a relationship then yeah go ahead and put it on Facebook, if you're having a mess around with mates and do that thing where you change your status to "Married to [insert same sex name here]" go for it, it's funny the first time only, but i may have never seen it.

However if you find it necessary to change your status to "Single" every time you have a little argument with your boyfriend/girlfriend in an effort to get sympathy from the rest of us then you can go FaceFuck yourself. You annoy me, you are a turd on society and i hope you shit yourself in public.

Bitching About An Unnamed Individual

This is a common thing for women to do, have a status message rant about some unnamed person who has wronged them in a piss poor effort to get people to response to their status so they can bitch and bitch about this individual.

If this is what you do, get FaceFucked you worthless piss stain, you're the kind of person who will openly bitch about someone until they walk in the room at which point you will be all kiss kiss.

If you're a straight guy who does this then you may as well just kill yourself now.

Oh No Change! I Can't Cope, Change It Back

Facebook users are renowned for poorly revolting against the social network when the design is changed. The little morons using Facebook can't quite grasp that for things to improve and not end up like MySpace things need to change and move forward with the web.

As soon as anything is changed on Facebook you can expect some stupid little pricktard to create a group saying "We Want The Old Facebook Back, If We Get 1 millions People Facebook Will Change It"

Hey Pricktard, go throw yourself under a bus you worthless air stealer.

Stupid Fucking Fan Pages

Lastly the one to top it all, stupid fucking fan pages by stupid fucking idiots who are just fucking stupid haemorrhoids on my life.

This is basically when someone worthless shit in your Facebook friends list "Became A Fan Of We've all tried to balance the light switch between on and off" which as we all known is something we see on the red carpet or something we look up to.

What you see here is an example of how someone so moronic can become a fan of something simple, something almost as simple as the little prick becoming a fan and equally simple as the fucktard creating the pages.

It may be something we joke about when chatting to mates over a few drinks as we think about the good days when the grass was green and everything smells like roses, but roses soon die and turn to a rotten mess on the found, a substance rather like that of the turds creating the groups.

Facebook Is The Future, Shame

Well Facebook is no longer just a social network, it is becoming the service that controls website logons for so many other services and the kind of service that is bringing big bucks to the companies using it. I don't see Facebook going anywhere soon but i can only hope the little piss stains who are pointless will go. Now.

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