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Computers dying. Severs dying. All because of anti virus. Bugger.

I liked a YouTube video -- I Have No Son http://youtu.be/ZuPV5s_XM0k?a

@Abcmsaj They made the right move. The old one featured a CD, CD's are dead as shit. cc. @charliejennings

I'm sorry Steve, i didn't mean that, i just get upset sometimes.

Apple, how is £99 the same as $99? fools.

Just ordered me a PogoPlug so i can have all my media network attached.

@thefurrymeister They said please :P

We Are Scientist tickets have just arrived, Bring on November. Also October.

RT @SkyNewsBreak: The Stig has been named as Ben Collins after BBC loses court attempt to block publication of his autobiography

@Thehodge They aint. I believe they sold some US finance shit to Santander but that is all.

That was nice of bank. They called me to tell me i was going to get some money in my bank. All they wanted was my account number & sort code

Brandon Flowers tickets will be booked this Friday. Thanks to @liamgazza for the hint.

@liamgazza Good work. £0 is a good balance.

@liamgazza Credit Card! Credit Card! Credit Credit Credit Card!

@liamgazza Yeah it bloody would. Certainly gonna get some tickets for that i think.

@liamgazza Ya fucking what! Why am i only hearing about this now. This is bullshit. I want tickets NOW!

Just pre-ordered Brandon Flowers and Hurts. It's been a while since i purchased an album. I feel good about these purchases though.

@organised That is a pretty neat idea :)

@richardsonchris Cools.

http://www.thewildernessdowntown.com/ = mint.

@richardsonchris Grand. When can we start the mass spamming?

Anyone thinking of seeing Scott Pilgrim should certainly go and see it. It's a very good film.

"I once proposed to a woman from a car, we didn't even stop, just kept driving." "I believe that is a proposition Terry"

@thefurrymeister I had a mint time yeah. Already booked next years tickets. Glad you had a cracking time.

Delphic - Leeds Festival 2010 http://pi.pe/-v7u184 #@facebook

Phoenix - Constellation Prizes http://pi.pe/-jr8zkw #@facebook

I'm at Leeds Festival 2010 (Bramham Park, Leeds) w/ 4 others. http://4sq.com/d7ZX6u

Better Off Ted is awesome.

I liked a YouTube video -- Hurts - Illuminated http://youtu.be/-mnk4dmMIww?a

@gilbitron @JohnONolan @RickNunn With a horse?

@JohnONolan @RickNunn @gilbitron Are horses designed for these large loads?

Getting my Scouting For Girls on. I'm not gay, or a teenager, but they are how all bands should be, humbled by fans. http://ow.ly/2vD4O

@richardsonchris Inline block is perfect, unless you want to fuck off everyone using IE.

@Smurfy32 I must say, it really does make you look classy. ;)

@Smurfy32 In your picture, is that 4 Bacardi Breezers you're holding?

Looking forward to my big App payment next Thursday.

@richardsonchris You smelt the pennies didn't you. DIDN'T YOU!

@appfigures Haven't been able to login all day. When will this be fixed?

@simond_86 That's what i do now :)

I just feel like a dirty dirty little slut whore for liking the new FloRida song. Just damn dirty. But it's just mint.

Cross Fire - Brandon Flowers - http://ow.ly/2v1SQ

@simond_86 He really isn't funny. Radio is for music and some chatter, not chatter for 2 hours then a track which is ended early.

@duncanmacgregor He's a massive tit. I want him out. Where i'll be waiting.

@duncanmacgregor I can think of one thing better. Suicide.

Getting my 'Doves' on today. An amazing band.

Well V Festival is down for 2010. Now for Leeds Festival.

@Smurfy32 Think my highlights for the weekend were Phonics, Plan B, Hurts, Doves, Scouting For Girls and the massive queue for the cashpoint

@Smurfy32 But yeah, was a mint weekend. Was a little caught off guard by the sun on Sunday, got some serious sunburn. Did you have a good'n?

@Smurfy32 You might be right there, but holding and trying to drink 3 pints of Cider made me look like an alcoholic. :)

@thefurrymeister Did you have fun at V Festival then? (i'm the guy behind iFestApp btw)

I'm not rested and looking back at pictures from V Festival. Reminding me i should really not drink. It makes me daft.

....namely the scouser who locked me in my tent after I rained abuse over here. The same scouser who neared a nervous break down.

Well V Festival is over. It has been an amazing time again. Some parts random were random. But still epic....

@steeddi :) yeah it's been fucking mint.

RT @SexCigarsBooze: Dude, crossing your arms and looking angry doesn't hide your boner. http://twitpic.com/2g9fj0

In a field. In the rain. Pissed. And it's only 12. God bless music.

Was a straight forward journey. Darwen services make a grand sausage and egg McMuffin. God bless.

Moving from the iPhone 4 to the iPhone 3G for the weekend. This hurts my feelings but #vfest can't take my new phone. I WONT LET IT!

@JohnONolan @spongeproject Suppose you could call it tough love and i'd take it like a bitch.

@spongeproject I'm hurt that you would want to kill me. I felt we all had a connection, not in a gay way. Now i just feel used.

Early morning for me tomorrow. I get to drive all the way to Stafford at 4:30am. 4:30 should be removed from the clock.

@spongeproject @JohnONolan It sounds like it'd be the opposite to fun for me. What happen to equal opportunity and all that shit?

@JohnONolan @spongeproject At least you'd be working as a team again which is what i wanted all along.

@spongeproject @johnonolan Nice to see you guys talking calmly. Did you forget about last night? {fight fight fight!!}

@JohnONolan Done.

The forecast for Weston Park is rain. But the forecast for today is also rain and it has yet to rain. Fingers crossed. #vnews

@simond_86 The majority are teenage girls who deserve certain death.

.@justinbieber = tit

The kind folks over at @we7 have been in touch V Festival goers check out this playlist of artists - http://ow.ly/2rO2A

I'm using http://fflick.com/slaterjohn to see what my friends think of movies. See what your friends are saying at http://fflick.com/

@Smurfy32 Phonics, Kasabian, Editors, Kooks, Doves, Scouting, Coral & Plan B kinda too.

@Smurfy32 So who you looking forward to seeing?>

Colin and Terry just did an expert analysis of my life: http://peteversuslife.channel4.com/?id=cf0416d91cac819d4b98c900c4e9b915

@Smurfy32 My suggestions were minimal. I'll be taking much more, including baby wipes and hand gel.

@spongeproject Damn! You saw through my plan. I thought sponges just soaked anything up, i was sure you would soak my humor up. I was wrong.

@Smurfy32 Toilet roll, tent and a sleeping bag. All you need. You excited yet?

@duncanmacgregor Plan B - http://ow.ly/2rmMN

@Smurfy32 yay! MUD!

2 phones with the same number = ace!

Started to design the brand spanking new Feed Mailer design yesterday. Excited that it can be relaunched in working order. #feedmailer

Well i "think" i may have successfully cut down my Vodafone SIM Card into a Microsim. We'll see tomorrow when its activated.

RT @richardsonchris: Really excited about the re-launch of FM :D - as am i

RT @JohnONolan: RT @saidanddone: A lovely 'Twifficiency' related tweet. http://bit.ly/dzrKfP

Mountain Dew Soda - 24 Party Pack 70p per can http://t.co/SaKoBJ9

My Twifficiency score is 38%. Whats yours? http://twifficiency.com/

Well yesterday my whole Vodafone ordering process was poor. I want a MicroSIM on a SIM Only packages. But you can't order through site? pfft

@crichardson Hey. Got your message (no credit). Haven't had much time to get on with Feed Mailer yet (sorry) but i will get on with it soon.

posted a video http://pi.pe/-5i6his

Love that Lily Allen is getting in on this "pirated music damages artists" bs again. Suppose Distributing pirated music isn't as bad.

RT @vfestival: You can now download this wkend's info packs, with maps, from our website - http://bit.ly/infopacks

Matt Rolling http://pi.pe/-j706lw #matt #nicholson

@liamgazza Not sure i could go back to that. I let money too much.

@liamgazza I have to burden of work :( so it'll be Saturday or Sunday.

@liamgazza I'm only doing for the day though. Back home on Sunday night. Then if i get home in enough time i'll be attending the Blues.

@liamgazza We should meet up for said Pint. Mumford & Sons may or may not be on the cards for me. We'll see if they clash.

@liamgazza Just thought i would inform you. I shall be attending Leeds Festival on the Sunday. £83 is well worth Phoenix, Delphic & 2door.

Tickets for Leeds Festival (Sunday) have been booked. 3 festivals. 2 weeks. 1 liver.

Yay. In serious pain. Utter fun. Better hurry and recover.

My first LloydsTSB statement has arrived. A whole nine months after opening the account.

Think this evening i will play some Guitar Hero, tomorrow i will go shopping to get some last minute things for V Festival and then drink.

I used to print off my documents so i could shred them. Apparently this isn't securely deleting files.

@kellyanstee I suspected the worst...... you were on holiday! Luckily that wasn't the case :) I'm bitter.

The new Hoosier album is so very mint. Much better than the first.

@kellyanstee Have you been hiding for the past couple of weeks?

@charliejennings tbh i haven't been to London since i was very very young, even then it was a pass by. Didn't stop. So i dunno.

@charliejennings That's okay. You don't wanna end up like me.

@charliejennings Hopefully it's not copyright. Don't wanna get a legal threat from Sony.

@charliejennings 2 weeks for a new app typically. What does the app do? DM me!

@charliejennings So whats your iPhone app you sly bitch?

@charliejennings If they make the iPhone 4 faster it'll probs be faster than my Mac lol.

WHOOPS! - Going from an iPhone 3G to iPhone 4 is epic. Everything just works. No stuttering or waiting for shit to load, it just works.

Going from an iPhone 4 to iPhone 3G is epic. Everything just works. No stuttering or waiting for shit to load, it just works.

http://ow.ly/2p5FS @duanedobson - iPhone Animation = Ace!

If you have Spotify and fancy getting in the mood for V Festival listen to this - http://ow.ly/2oPjA

Fancy seeing what the new start screen looks like? - http://ow.ly/i/3ans

Tweet Button Preview http://t.co/8herh6J via @slaterjohn

@LucPestille I had this problem too. Fuckers. Although luckily my Nephew needed some trainers, so i traded cash for card.

haha mint. http://ow.ly/2o1G9

RT @charliejennings What about going to see inception, falling asleep and dreaming about seeing inception! - You would shit yourself.

#nowplaying Hoosiers http://ow.ly/2nYzj

My theory is that going to see Inception and falling asleep would either kill you, or give you serious brain damage.

RT @sazzy: Girl quits job on dry erase board, emails entire office, exposes boss. @theCHIVE http://bit.ly/9WpYXl #in WOW! (Via @wei_yang)

http://bit.ly/aLvbOo Mint, and she's hot. Double win?

@RickNunn Something with FIRE!

Ahhahahahahahahahahahaha - Justin Bieber got hit in the face with a water bottle - http://j.mp/cItoiA

#sleep

I love rushing through iPhone App updates to get them live. Shame there is no time sensitive review process.

A V Festival #vfestival MUST! http://yfrog.com/mrarioj

@vfestival When are you going to remove ELI PAPERBOY REED from your lineup. He has confirmed he isn't playing.

@thelongmile That's very true. And in most cases that's what people want. Although this, despite being theoretically impossible looks good.

Coding up a Contemporary (Modern) Vintage (Old) website. Who'd have thought it was even remotely possible.

Wonder if the classic "I don't wanna spoil it for you, but it was all a dream...." could be applied to Inception without legit spoiling it

@liamgazza haha fair enough.

@liamgazza Hot Fuss is number one for me.

@Smurfy32 No but it sounds cold.

@liamgazza ALso you are correct Brandon is class. But nothing compared to The Killers.

@liamgazza Maybe but they need to get on Spotify

@liamgazza Phoenix are epic. Arcade Fire refuse to put their stuff on Spotify. So they can go die.

@liamgazza Okay, i'm jealous of that. I wanted to go to Leeds Fest on the Sunday (PHOENIX!!!!!) but they sold out. Bastards.

@liamgazza Join the club. Oh wait. Oh yeah i'm going. Sucks for you. BITCH!

@JohnONolan Hot.

Bio-Bug? Should have called it the Dung Beatle - http://ow.ly/2lxzc

@liamgazza Haha well played.

@liamgazza But he has a tiny penis. So don't be too envious.

@robbarrett :) no problem. Something that has bugged me for ages.

@liamgazza Maybe you're doing the manly thing. You're listening to her even though she is annoying as shit, simply because she's hot.

Ever get pissed off with Widows in Dreamweaver being before Width? - Get rid of the fucker - http://ow.ly/2lvkz

@duncanmacgregor Pfft 90! clearly it's broken.

All the Google Web Fonts in one call. You're welcome. - http://bit.ly/googifonts

@duncanmacgregor It was sold out for the 8 showing on Friday at my cinema, had to spend an hour in Tesco waiting. It's a mind fuck of a film

@duncanmacgregor My dreams now last 4x longer as a result of that film. #mindfuck

So Apple say the 3G can't do multitasking, but using a Jailbroken iPhone i can use the same multitasking as 3GS users. Apple LIE!

Jailbroke my iPhone 3G with this JailbreakMe.com website. Simples.

@devolved haha exactly.

@devolved What gets me is the comments. People literally go crazy at people for uploading bad quality films.

.@duanedobson Trying from the toilet. Highly inappropriate.

@JohnONolan I'm liking it. I wanna try something like this. Just need to find a hairy fella with a guitar. ;)

@JohnONolan Even better :)

@JohnONolan Don't suppose you'd mind me doing a mini write up of the technique you shared with me would you? (for my blog)

..... and.... bed. Night y'all

Few shots for tonight - Bokeh - http://flic.kr/p/8oXV1M // Harder Than... - http://flic.kr/p/8p27p1 // Headlights - http://flic.kr/p/8oXWW8

@JohnONolan To top it all, i had a nice idea to finish the evening and my battery died. Was fun and i'm learning. Uploading to Flickr now :)

Just got back from what you may call a photoshoot. What it actually was, was me stood on a bench saying "fucking fuck fuck" at my camera.

Are you fucking kidding me? "contains nuts" yes. It's a bag of nuts. http://yfrog.com/2c4nnjj

@liamgazza They haven't said how much they want or whether they are defo suing me. But sony are dicks and probs would.

@RyanDownie |_________________________| This much.

@liamgazza Nope. Kinda sucks.

@AnotherFanBoy @liamgazza my iPhone apps. I expected to have them removed. Not be sued.

@RickNunn Seems to have gone. I was using Chrome so maybe it hadn't updated on my PC yet. Hasn't popped up since. Sorry for the scare :P

Turns out Sony Pictures Entertainment really wanna sue me. Shame. Might just start pirating all their films. That'll show em.

@RickNunn You're blog is giving me a Malware warning.

Even though it's a toy, i kinda really want a danboard/cardbo/amazon box man thing

I liked a YouTube video -- Shotgunning a Beer FAIL http://youtu.be/hux1zoiTV3g?a

@devolved It is pretty perfect for fires.

@devolved and pictures of boobies. But now Google has loads of them.

@devolved Yup. Newspaper is good for padding too. But print is dead.

.@katlyn304 @ryan496 = @spam. Fuck off.

@devolved If i'm not mistaken my mate wrapped his in loads of bubble wrap and brown paper.

@devolved You can send it in any box you can find. #xbox

Just uploaded one of the shots taken with my new lens - http://flic.kr/p/8oz59Y

I liked a YouTube video -- Wedding Speech FAIL http://youtu.be/tjpQEREJVvY?a

Listening to Semi Charmed Life by Third Blind Eye. I feel saddened that Jedward pops into my head when i hear it.

Taking the dog out for a walk was refreshing. It's certainly helped my hangover. Got some shots with my new lens too.

Inception was a really really good film. The news i received by email from Apple when i arrived home was not good. at all.

@devolved Rainbow gradients were sent by Jesus to make design easier for noobs. 2 stage gradients are the tools of pros.

.@steeddi There are two words i'm looking for here. The first is fuck. the second is you. Combine the two for mega word FUCKYOU!

or row. not way. eddy you're a penis. sell sell sell.

New lens tomorrow and maybe some location scouting before getting drunken. again. for the 3rd week in a way.

@JohnONolan Gonna go find something to photography tomorrow.

@JohnONolan Those were with the kit lens so when i get the new lens tomoz i can get cool brokeh.

RT @devolved: If you fancy learning something while you watch check out http://www.documentarywire.com/ for stuff you won't see on TV.

I edited some of my holiday images in the style of @JohnONolan last night. See my Flickr http://ow.ly/2iIvo

Hi, It's Friday. Thank You Very Much And Goodnight.

@devolved yes you can create filters to do that.

@liamgazza I prefer the chemicals in the big mac.

@iamlittleboots You got the Piano app? Would be awesome to see you integrate it into your live shows.

@liamgazza Why should they change the meat for the minority. The point is they had halalalalal meat, so i wont go there again.

@liamgazza KFC and their halal meat can fuck off.

RT @movisounds SALE Get Anchorman Soundboard (http://ow.ly/2hN43) or Step Brothers Soundboard (http://ow.ly/2hN4M) for 59p/99c

@liamgazza NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! But good for you if you're taking steps up and beyond. BUT NOOOOOOOOOO! Who's gonna give me my big mac.