Let's face it, Twitter is full of geeks and has been for some time, only recently has it gone really mainstream in the UK. So it was no wonder that the day of my return to Twitter i got dragged into a new topic/trend called #nerdpickuplines which basically consists of people posting outrageously nerdy one-liners that other geeks can use to try and bed a lady. Luckily it wasn't taken to seriously which is why i joined in, i love a chance to post comical and borderline offensive comments and if i could poke fun at Nerds (who give Geeks a bad name) it would only sweeten the deal.

I decided i would post a chill-ass blog post with some of my favourites, the list is in no order, i was simply going through to find some of the ones that made me chuckle.

What kind of list would it be if i didn't post my own creations, if you don't find them funny then you know where the window is (throw yourself out of it. bully)...

• - Twitter isn't the only place i follow you (@slaterjohn)
• - I'll poke you in the hope that you will poke me back (@slaterjohn)
• - How about we go upstairs, i'll show you my floppy and you show me your slot loading drive (@slaterjohn)
• - Do you have a feedback button A+++++ great seller (@slaterjohn)
• - If you're Vista, I'm definitely Vista compatible (@slaterjohn - thought up by Steven Palmer on Facebook)
• - You were clearly designed for Firefox (@slaterjohn)
• - I'd digg it (@slaterjohn)
• - You know what they about people with 24" monitors... (@slaterjohn)
• - .you {float: left;} /* my boat */ (@slaterjohn)
• - Your and are 100% XHTML valid (@slaterjohn)
• - We go together like MS & DOS. Like HTML & CSS (@slaterjohn)
• - Girl lets take this upstairs, right click and view source (@slaterjohn)

Well those are my golden picks (all of them) now for some input from others....

• - Wanna come to my LAN party? (@shelleyryan)
• - Baby if you were words on a page you'd be what they call FINE PRINT! (@kismetfeline)
• - I'm like HTML5 honey, you can play with me, but you can't use me (@JohnONolan)
• - Nice , do you have accessible semantic ? (@JohnONolan)
• - Girl, you're like a transparent .PNG - not everybody supports you, but i think you're sexy as all hell (@JohnONolan)
• - Baby You had me at Hello World! (@ang)
• - I put the MAN in Content Management System (@torinaga)
• - I've stared (blue screen of) death in the eyes (@azharc)
• - You're so high maintenance i need at least 4GB of RAM to cope with you (@JohnONolan)
• - I hope you don't think me too , but I'd like to Illustrator what I can do to (@cjromb)
• - There must be something wrong with my DDR3; I just can't get you out of my memory (@ojtibi)
• - How would you like to be my first "release candidate"? (@torinaga)
• - Do you want to get out of here and go somewhere that has WIFI? (@dpbkmb)
• - Let's get the bottom layer of the OSI model (@torinaga) [NOTE: For none nerds that the Physical Layer)
• - Nerd: You've got (@Geekvolution)
• - wanna cascade under my style sheets? (@judecee)
• - I'd like to tunnel through your firewall, open your ports and start seeding (@keithbecker)
• - Don't worry, I'm virus-free. (@visualmadness)
• - I stumbled upon you. You dugg me. I liked and commented on you. You poked me. We're like love birds tweeting in the clouds. (@bitfaker)

.... you can also find newer #nerdpickuplines at Twitter search and @nerdpickuplines for the best posts.

I would love to hear your suggestions, please post them in the comments if you want them including or Twitter them. Follow me at @slaterjohn.

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